martiniteddybear:

• Their pre-show ritual is eating Haribo.

• One Direction’s calendar is the best selling celebrity calendar of all time.

• If you wanted to hire One Direction for a prom or a birthday party, it will cost you 21,000 eiro’s for the night.

• The boys have matching friendship bracelets.

• …

harryspussycat:

Shipping this forever <3

“I like girls who eat carrots…”

“No! Jimmy protested!”

“Oh my god! is harry styles!”

“Count down Curly! Your time is up!”

“Guess what I am!…….I’m a song!”

“That is a true story: I used to go to school…but i used to forget to put my clothes on and used to go naked…”

“Tune in next week for some more fun!”

“I’d like to give a shout out…….SHOUT OUT”

“Will you marry me?”

“AHHHHHHH!!!!! the light!!!!!”

“I think for one day I’d like to be Harry…cause i like that curly hair.”

“I’ll probably be susan boyle…cause you know…..she’s a good dancer”

“So if you like it…..DONT COME BACK!”

” ….I now have love for women with Lamborginnis….”

“What the hell do you think I’m doing….I’m putting on my hat..” **sugar goes everywhere**

“TRIANGLE TRIANGLE TRIANGLE TRIANGLE TRIANGLE” 

Oh Louis <3

unhealtyobsession1d:

So true..